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  • #42955
    KansasOyibo
    KansasOyibo
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      OldBiker, a splendid idea! Where’s the bike taking you this weekend?

      42nd: trying to keep my end up here. Mrs. is doing fine, thank you. She just replenished her cooking/food stocks after a visit to a Nigerian owned shop in Kansas City. However she remains shocked as to how expensive everything is here, in the States. Did you mention a life-changing event?
      OOLers, it a multiple choice question.
      What life changing event is 42nd experiencing?
      A. pregnancy
      B. menopause
      C. celibacy
      D. in love with a man of her dreams
      E. other / none of the above

      Answers are expected on your next visit here.

      Kansas picks “C”.


      #42956
      Oldbiker
      Oldbiker
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        This weekend a 180 km ride probably south west belgium, don’t know the rout till we get to the start. Bit like the hash πŸ™‚


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        #42957

        bushmanbob
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          C)….only after hell freezes over!


          #42960
          42nd avenue
          42nd avenue
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            Onne, that church on the hill side ain’t conducive to me. Too many oyibos, smoke and noise. Frankly looks like an extension or upgraded “Step-inn”. Or maybe I arrived there during rush hour, left almost immediately, I’m highly allergic to second hand smoke and noise although I can tolerate bedroom noise πŸ˜›


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            #42961
            42nd avenue
            42nd avenue
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              C)….only after hell freezes over!

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              C’mon man. Barring my fingers, I’ve been celibate for years now.

              Give me some credit y’all. Any volunteer want to confirm for the house? πŸ˜€


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              #42962
              42nd avenue
              42nd avenue
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                Kansas, Lol. The answer is right there in your options so that rules out E innit. Menopause? Hahahaha. Not in atleast thirty years.

                OB,I’ve got a bike and I’m making you this offer : cum ride my bike at the speed of 180km/h with uniform velocity and acceleration. Yes? πŸ˜›


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                #42963

                bushmanbob
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                  It would be a brace man to enter that house after two years of only “finger action”…..what’s the addressπŸ˜€


                  #42973
                  42nd avenue
                  42nd avenue
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                    What two years? We’re talking of four years atleast. LOL

                    I’ll need a superman to drill the hole on the day and considering y’all here are old,retired farts, we’ll need to start a sort of save-a-puccie fund campaign to hire a healthy,young,virile stud from pornhub or XXXvideos to help out. We’ll send videos for y’all πŸ˜€


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                    #42974

                    bushmanbob
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                      “Retired”…..I wish!! Not sure our funds could stretch to “Superman” so how about the “old farts” doing shifts?


                      #42975
                      42nd avenue
                      42nd avenue
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                        Shifts? LOL LOL πŸ˜€

                        Bob, that was very hilarious. Anyone heard of the German national that slumped and died at Lagos airport (arik boarding gate) about 4 days ago?

                        It’s a long weekend fellas, Who’s gonna host me? We’ll watch movies,binge eat, indulge in some fine red wine, put the mattress down and sleep on the floor, fart on ourselves and take turns watch each other masturbate and squirt. If you’re game, holla at moi. πŸ˜›


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                        #42976
                        42nd avenue
                        42nd avenue
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                          I just read a lady wants to sell her puccie virginity for 100K USD.

                          Phew! My backdoor is a virgin too. Never been poked, fingered, watered, rimmed, rammed or touched by any man,woman or spirit. How do i put it up for auction and how much do you reckon I’ll get ?
                          Juju
                          Bush
                          OB
                          kO
                          Your inputs are needed πŸ˜€ Help my ass.


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                          #42977
                          42nd avenue
                          42nd avenue
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                            For people in Lagos, there’s a hash party/fundraiser/get-drunk-together on Saturday @ Natives Lounge (5b oju olobun close off bishop oluwole street, Vi),10pm till dawn. Gate fee is 5,000 ngn

                            Im not a hasher . Just announcing. I’m kinda bored today.


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                            #42992
                            KansasOyibo
                            KansasOyibo
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                              Not on OOL for 4 days and look at all the activity! Nice!
                              De Onne…where you???
                              Old Biker..isn’t it a it brisk to be riding this time of year? No back-warmer and cold leather seats?
                              Bushmanbob, so now you’re doing “shift work”?
                              42nd: who the hell is retired? As for the backdoor price…highest bidder! (I can’t bid) maybe the aforementioned De Onne can begin the bidding process.. So, my choice of “C” was correct!


                              #42993

                              YOKO
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                                What about the left earhole? Is this a virgin territory reserve or is it open to exploration?


                                #42994
                                42nd avenue
                                42nd avenue
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                                  Yoko is this you?

                                  Are the left and right earlobes in demand? Never knew all-holes-for-you was real,all puns intended. What am i doing with my earlobes? I’ve heard it all, nothing new left to hear so I’ll gladly put it up in the market. πŸ˜›


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                                  #42995
                                  42nd avenue
                                  42nd avenue
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                                    42nd: who the hell is retired? As for the backdoor price…highest bidder! (I can’t bid) maybe the aforementioned De Onne can begin the bidding process.. So, my choice of β€œC” was correct!

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                                    We’ll fix an auction date with pictures of the item for bidders pleasure and scrutiny. I’d better look for my camera.Pictures will be available in HD, 3D AND 4HDD. πŸ˜€


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                                    #43006
                                    Oldbiker
                                    Oldbiker
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                                      Hope everyone is enjoying Easter ?


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                                      #43007

                                      YOKO
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                                        Got a problem in Port Harcourt to roll my eggs – no hills!
                                        Some noisy kids were pestering me about this so I advised them to use the Aba expressway flyover.


                                        #43008
                                        KansasOyibo
                                        KansasOyibo
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                                          Oldbiker, yes thank you.

                                          42nd, who is going to be the photographer? I’m thinking De Onne may volunteer although I think Top Dawg from the old OOL would have been your best bum..er…bet!

                                          YOKO!: It’s great to have another participant again. Could you have floated the eggs down a creek instead of rolling them??


                                          #43011

                                          YOKO
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                                            Kansas,
                                            FYI only rotten eggs float although I cannot say how the fake chinese eggs might perform.


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